Born in 1971 in Thatcham, Berkshire, I've been a teacher for 18 years and now live, teach, write, paint and rant in sunny North Yorkshire. If you're strange enough to want to know more about me, please visit www.antonywootten.co.uk. Cheers! [Disclaimer!! I often write for children, but not everything I've posted here is suitable for a child audience. Parents, please monitor what your child reads!]