Milk I bought a pint of milk today. I bought it from the garage. I don't know why I went there, Cus I drive a horse and carriage!

Late Night Horror Film I'm watching a film on Sky right now, It's utter utter kak. If I'd purchased it on DVD, I'd take the damn thing back. The storyline is shocking, The characters are poor. The lame effects from '88, Are mostly blood and gore. So why am I still watching it? Why don't I go to bed? I feel I have to see it through, And see who ends up dead!

Tangled Left hand green Right foot blue A quick game of Twister Is better with two.

New Years Day There's nothing's been done, There's nothing been said. It's been just a few hours, Since I left my warm bed. No significance, And nothing of worth. I've wasted my day, And can't think of much worse. Out with the old, And in with the new. So tomorrow... I'll think of something to do.

The Mystery What happened here?