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Translate   13 years ago

A boy and his father is in a car accident and the father dies. The boy, that survives, is taken to the local hospital to treat his wounds and get surgery. The surgeon walks in and abruptly shouts "that's my son!" Who is the surgeon? Answer : The mother.

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    Translate   13 years ago

    Moment The moment when you realise that you have a test tomorrow but you have no idea what its about .

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      Translate   13 years ago

      Wonderland down we go down the rabbit hole down to wonderland we go

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