I wish she were my girl She has this long blonde hair And those smiling blue eyes So lovely and fair To hide behind in disguise Got those perfect white teeth That show in her smile And though others seethe She is calm all the while She makes boys heads swirl I do not doubt why I wish she were my girl It was just her and I

Once there was two twins, who were troublemakers, and their mother never got a moments peace. She was at her wits end so she went to the priest and begged him to have a word with the boys. He agreed to speak to them one at a time. The first boy came to the priests office. "Where is God?" the priest gently asked. The boy would not reply so he tried again. "Where is God?" he said, raising his voice. The boy was now shaking in his seat but would not reply. "WHERE IS GOD?" the priest yelled and much to his surprise the boy jumped up, ran out, and kept running all the way back to his brothers bedroom, where he locked the door, turned to his brother and said, "We're in big trouble. God's missing and they think we did it."