The man with the world's biggest penis
Was placed in his own unique genus
"Giganticus Wang"
Was the sign that would hang
In the section next to the hyenas
A rugby match played under water
Is quite like a vicar's young daughter
Although not so much
Except for the touch
Of strapping young men where they n'oughta
If you shoot yourself up with cocaine
Something funny will snap in your brain
You'll crave dirty sex
On the Welsh Office steps
Whilst throwing your shoes down the drain