Naughty Nuns so there are three nuns. the first nun goes to make confession. she tells the priest that she's touched a man's body part. the priest tells her to go wash her hands with holy water. the same goes for the other two nuns. as they're washing their hands, the head nun comes in and asks, "what are you doing?" and the nuns say that they're washing their hands in holy water. then the head nun says, "well hurry up, I have to gargle."