Are You Sure 'bout That A blonde woman and her husband are checking out their new car, they go inside and the husband asks "can u check if the front lights are working?" Wife replied: "yeah no yeah no yeah no yeah no... 10 hours later ...... Yeah no yeah no yeah Then the husband turns the car off and asks for the result " There is a wierd problem, they cant stay on for More than 1 seconds, they turn off!"

Just Now Someone Cried Died Smiled Broke a heart Broken hearted Gave birth Got married Kissed Slept Walked Ate Drank Burgled But no-one..... Wrote this exact #poem this minute.

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Birds They dont need passports… they can just fly round the world freely and carelessly, they have feathers to keep them warm and they are dazzling from different colours. They dont need to learn, or care about hygine, as the world dosent mind.... If i were A bird for even 1 day i would be happy…would you?

Do It Right In what car do you eat lamb? A lamb-orghini