5 Deaths "5 deaths is not a disaster... 21+ catastrophe; 16 to 21 disaster; 8 to 15 calamity... 5? Thats a crying shame." from Dead Like Me.
Smoking A man, flipping cigarettes into his mouth, practising his own death.
Binarial Disease Telling people you gave them a computer virus is like contacting sexual partners when you an STD; but without the pleasant memories.
Computer Humiliation Endless distractions left scores of unfinished jobs on my StartBar. ShutDown reveals humiliating failures of personal time management.
The C Word Do you know any words more offensive than the c-word? Submit your suggestions on a T-shirt.
