Ice Maiden Her hearts as cold as ice, numb inside. You can see right through, to the other side . Frozen water, consumes her soul. Surely feelings cannot flow? This is the tale so often told. I've suffered heartbreak too many times. Glass is the reality of what's inside, Easy smashed to smithereens. Thus my feelings remain unseen. For my protection you understand. Or else it ends up shards in my hand.

Kids The harder you try and please them the more you disappoint them....FML

Garlic I love eating garlic ...always seems like a good idea at the time now I'm suffering from toxic breath syndrome

Ass Kisser The only advantage you have over me Is u can kiss my ass & I can't!!

Religion If heaven is all goodness and light I think I might prefer hell! Who wants an eternity of no drinking, fornicating or anything else fun? Did you ever think maybe it's heaven that's actually hell? If you can't enjoy your guilty pleasures in heaven it doesn't sound to heavenly to me.