Calling God's Answering Machine
Riiiing. Riiiing. Riiiing.
Hi, I am God.
You wanted to talk to me?
Sad to say, I'm not here right now.
But if you got something important to say to me...
Start to talk after the beep and I will call you back.
Beeeep.
God Gave Name To All The Animals
Swan.
Not a word, BIG enough to describe
what a majestic bird... Swan is.
Ought to be Swanalicious,
Swanafantastic, Swanabeautiful.
Darn, so hard to pronounce
To remember
Think I just call it...
Swan.