Bar Joke There were three men in a bar. A gang of thieves suddenly came into the bar and said "if you don't hide we will shoot you."so they all hid in these sacks and so the first member of. The gang came up to the first bag & kicked it. The guy in that sack said "miow!" and so the gang left that sack alone. So they went to the next sack and kicked it and that person said "woof!" and so they left that sack alone. And so the gang went to the next sack and kicked that sack and the guy in that sack shouted "potatoes!"

The Secret Island Emma was a happy girl of 9, but when her parents died, and she was sent off to her evil aunt and uncle's home, she was the saddest girl in the world. This story is about how she grew up and, well, you will find out. So Emma went to her aunt Marge and uncle Patrick's small bungalow, on the coast of Australia. She had the smallest room in the whole house.