A Wet One I fart, and I fart, and I fart some more. Whats this seeping from my anus? I drop my pants. Brown. Oh dear. Out pops another little fart, Oops, wasn't just a fart! I grab the toilet roll and start dabbing the wet, brown stain in my underwear. Oh dear, this is a disaster. How has it clung so well? And the smell...glad I'm on my own here. Well...it happens to the best of us. Oh great..the toilet roll has run out... and my anus is still damp and sticky. Oh well, I'm just going to have to endure this icky feeling until I get home!
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