Why Dogs Sniff Each Other The dogs they had a meeting, They came from near and far. Some, they came by taxi. Some, they came by car. They went into the meeting house, Each others paws they shook. Each took off his a**e hole, And hung it on a hook. But one dog was not invited, It really got his ire. So he ran into the meeting house, And loudly shouted, "FIRE!" The dogs ran in confusion, Not stopping where to look. And each grabbed the nearest a**e hole, From the nearest hook. That's why, when dogs meet, On land, at sea, or home, Each sniffs each others a**e hole, To see if it's his own!