Fast Food Two Tigers Were Resting Under A Tree.. Suddenly A RABBIT Passed Very Fast Tiger Could Not Make Out & Asked "What Was That?" 2nd Tiger Smiled And Said: Fast Food

Apples Apple = Vitamins Vitamins = Power Power = Work Work = Money Money = BF BF= Tension Tension = Heart Attack Heart Attack = Death See What All Problems An Apple Can Make!? And They Say Apples Are Good For You!

Awkward The awkward moment when lady gaga thinks you dress weird!

When My Parents Are Sleeping When My Parents Are Asleep Me: "Shh They Are Sleeping." When I'm Asleep Parents:"Lets Hoover The House For 3 Hours."

Expensive Barbie A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present. He drove to the shops and ran to the toy store and he asked the store manager "How much is that new Barbie in the window?" The Manager replied, "Which one? We have, 'Barbie goes to the gym for £19.95 ... 'Barbie goes to the Ball for £19.95 ... 'Barbie goes shopping for £19.95 ... 'Barbie goes to the beach for £19.95... 'Barbie goes to the Nightclub' for £19.95 ... and 'Divorced Barbie' for £375.00." "Why is the Divorced Barbie £375.00, when all the others are £19.95?" Dad asked surprised. "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's car, Ken's House, Ken's boat, Ken's dog, Ken's cat and Ken's furniture."