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Translate   13 years ago

Joke Wife phones husband to say the windows frozen. Husband replies by saying pour boiling water over it. A few minutes later she phones back to say " now my computers broken, idiot "

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    Translate   13 years ago

    Cross the road joke Why did the hedgehog cross the road ? To see his flat mate

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