Apparently towels are the biggest cause of dry skin.
Say what you like about Muslim women, they make brilliant bee keepers.
Football Fans Apparently Polish fans have threatened to plough up England's training pitch in the middle of the night. Shocking news - even their hooligans work harder than ours.
Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office - I will track you down. You have my Word.
I like using Latin phrases when speaking in English and vice versa.
