43, single, male, 4 ultra-expensive kids and a cat who hates me. Glasgow boy who now lives in southern Scotland, place called England.
Testicles One of my testicles is bigger than the other two. Is this normal?
Viagra Old Mary and Billy, 84 years old wake up and Mary says,"hey Billy, I got two Viagra, fancy it?" "go on then Mary" says Billy. Half hour later Mary says "fancy some breakfast?". "I'm ok Mary" says Billy. Two hours later Mary says "fancy some lunch?". "no thanks Mary" says Billy. 4 hours later Mary says, "you must be hungry, fancy some dinner?" "no thanks Mary I'm fine" "well" said Mary, "can you stop shagging me so I can have some toast!"
Nightshift Ramblings Just had the strangest feeling that I'm forgetting something again. Déjà vu and amnesia at the same time.
Jesus Heavily pregnant Mary and Joseph are in the stable having a refurb. done. The builder comes in, smacks his head on the door and shouts "Jesus Christ!!". "Quick, Mary" says Joseph, "write that down, I wasn't too keen on Colin"
Call Me Cat
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