Suggestive Joke A dad and his son are droving home from scouts when the police start driving after them. " What dose Bastard mean daddy" "It means police" When they get home the mum is carving the roast when she cuts herself" " oh fuck" " What dpse that mean mummy" "It means carve" The boy goes upstairs and his brother is shaving when he cuts himself" " oh bolloks" "What dose that mean bro" " it means shave" The bell tings and the boy awnsers it, its the police. " Hi bastards your mums in the kitchen fucking the roast and bros upstairs shaving his bollocks"