Not So Perfect #life Con. "Erm because it is" dad replied Unlike my dad, Dave didn't get successful with his job and he got fired he hasn't been able to get a job since. We knocked on the door and Dave answered. He was wearing baggy track suit bottoms and a grey tshirt that looked like it had once been white, it had a few stains down it too. "John, welcome in. How come you've turned up today?" Dave asked. I could smell his breath from here. "Ahh had a fight with my lady. Thought I'd take my girls here to see you and say merry Christmas" my dad replied. "Christmas?" Dave asked puzzled. "yes it's Christmas mate" my dad replied. Dave took us in to his dirty living room. The coffee table was full of empty Christ packets and McDonald's boxes