Texting the Cat Dear Owner, How are you this fine day? The weather is fine, is it not? Sincerely, Sir Truffle Cookie ____________________ TC i told u already. this is just texting. you dont have to be posh. ____________________ TC Oh ok. i was just trying to use a bit of charm so the bad news you are about to receive wouldnt seem so bad. ____________________ TC Well, the dog next door was barking and I got scared so I peed on the sofa. ___________________ Goodness sake u stupid furball! ____________________ Sorry hiding now. ring me when its safe to come out _____________________
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