#life. A bird was flying south for the winter when he froze and fell to the ground. A passing cow then shit some steaming dung upon him. The bird realised it was thawing him out so he began to sing because he was happy. A nearby cat heard the bird, dug him out and ate him. #life lessons: Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy. Not everyone who helps you out is your friend. And when you are happy, keep your mouth shut.