If I Was... If I was rich, I'd probably be a bitch, It's a stereotype that doesn't switch, It's like it's some kind if glitch. If I was poor, I'd wish I could soar, Maybe I'd be a whore, But that would shock me to my core. If I was clever, My future would be set forever, Every single endeavour, Whomever, whenever, whatever. If I was stupid, I would defiantly be persecuted, No one would listen I would be muted, Rarely included. If I was pretty, Everyone would think I was witty, I wouldn't need the nitty gritty, I'd be happy with my kitty. If I was hideous, Everything would be insidious, Who cares if I'm serious, Especially when I look amphibious.