Vampire There's a man at work. There's a man hard at work. There's a man in heat. He likes to get beat. He always tells me how bad his day has been. He always tells me how hard his #life has been. I know why he's on the wire. He's an emotional vampire. I know he's a sudding vampire. Always trying to suck my pity. He doesn't know I don't pity. Always trying to get my pity. He is an emotional vampire. He is just a sudding vampire.