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Tony And Nick So there's these two chefs, Called Tony and Nick, Who I work with on Saturdays And they're both a pair of dicks. I'll take in an order, And Tony swears at me! As if I want a cod and chips, With a side of mushy peas! Nick is a sarcastic arse, Throwing digs and being a twat. To be honest I think he eats the orders, Cause he's really fucking fat. Though there was a time on a Saturday I went and called Nick, Neil. But that was a bloody age ago! Is it really such a big deal? It's getting to the point I'm scared To put an order in front of them. But it's my job to take the orders And put them in the kitchen! I shouldn't let it get to me, But I really had to say. Tony and Nick are a pair of dicks, And they ruin my Saturday's!

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