This Week's News Leaked emails this week revealed Syrian Dictator Bashar al-Assad's iTunes playlist. It seems he's a bit of a fan of Cliff Richard and Leona Lewis, although his absolute favourite song is Right Said Fred's I'm Too Sexy For My Shi'ite. A syndicate of 12 bus drivers scooped £38 Million on the EuroMillions lottery this week. Problems occurred when they tried to accept their prize, though, with the bus drivers refusing to accept a cheque and demanding they be paid the exact amount in coins. Business news now, and parcel delivery company UPS have bought rival company TNT for a staggering $6.8 Billion. Buying it is the easy part, now they have to wait in for six weeks for it to be delivered. Premier Foods may have to restructure their organisation after its bread making division lost £259 Million. A spokesman said they will be able to slice up the business and find a buyer for most of it, but no one is ever interested in the two bits at either end. With police obesity being such a big issue is it any wonder that there's no money in the policing budget, have you seen how much gym membership costs these days? I see that Harry Potter star got jailed for taking part in the riots last year, it just goes to show that not everyone who goes to a fancy school will turn out right.