The Goblin, The Horn And The Elf One day there was a goblin called bilbo he went around, with his satchel filled with horns all different shapes and sizes, bursting elves ear drums with his horns. One day a elf called brandon took 2 pairs of ear plug and put 1 in and 1 in his pocket. When Brandon found Bilbo he ran around him saying " ha ha, your a fat ugly goblin, ha ha" bilbo got frustrated and reached into his satchel and pulled out a small horn but before he could use it Brandon quickly pulled out the pair of ear plugs from his pocket and went to put them in. Bilbo reached out and snatched the plugs out of his hands an through them away. Bilbo blew as hard he could but Brandon just laughed so bilbo pulled out a bigger horn and blew it as hard as his little lungs could and still brandon's response was " ha, pathetic" About 10 minutes later bilbo had got to his biggest horn, it was twice as big as him, he took a long deep breath in and blew the horn as hard as he could, Brandon replied " still nothing" " arrrrrrrrrrrrr my ears !!!!!" shouted bilbo. Brandon opened his eyes and took out the ear plugs and said " not that you can here me but thats what you get for trying to burst my ear drums" A week later bilbo came out of hospital And he through out all o his horns and he never did it again THE END