Should've Gone To Specsavers An old woman had a cabbage patch in her back garden when one day an elephant escaped from the zoo, and found it's way into the cabbage patch. The old woman had never seen an elephant before, and didn't know what one was. She also didn't know that they had a trunk. She called the police and stammared ' There's a very large, grey animal that has two tails and appears not to have a head. With one of tails it is picking up a cabbage and... Well, stuffing them up it's backside!'. The man on the other side of the phone didn't quite know what to say, so just blurted 'should've gone to specsavers'
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