Rhyme Crimes It seems my #life has been overtaken, By a force so strong it's left me shaken I'm not talking fear or love this time, But an unsettling urge to make everything rhyme I can't even take a bloody shower, Without thinking of towers or flower power And when I should be hard at work, I'm thinking of rhymes for Michael Burke And should I go down to the shops I buy lamb chops or coco pops And I'm severely lacking in vitamin C Because I can't go near an orange. Do you see? I even crossed the road yesterday, When I saw my girlfriend coming the other way I really love her but it's such a shame, I can't think of a good rhyme for her name So with Susan Silver I must break off And start romancing Anna Birkoff It's not her looks to which I'm attracted, It's that I can have sex without being distracted So thanks a bunch dear Opuss app My rhyme's improved but my #life's turned crap. J
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