I am a Vampire "But, your not a Vampire." stated Max. He had been through this a thousand times with Tom but it always fell on deaf ears. "Well, what about these fangs?" he replied, pulling back his furry lips to reveal the sharp teeth in his wide mouth. Max rolled his eyes. "Your a cat, we all have them." He raised his paw and began to lick, more out of frustration than the need for cleanliness. Tom sat back onto his hind legs, his face screwed up in anger. "Ok then." he began, Max continued to clean. " How come I sleep all day, and only come out at night?" he challenged, now standing proud again, his point clearly made. Max sighed. "Again...We are cats, we all do it." he yawned. It was dangerously close to nap time and his stomach was beginning to ache. "Come on." he said to Tom who was lost in thought. "Let's go find something to eat." and he turned and snaked through a nearby bush. Tom sighed. No one ever believed him. He glanced at the dark bushes, his hairs prickling with fear at the thought of entering such an unwelcome place. Who knew what was in there. He would go another route. Squeezing his eyelids closed he held his breath. The ginger and white of his fur gave way to black as his body began to flex and bulge. In a flash of soot like smoke he was gone, replaced by a somewhat podgy bat finding it difficult to fly. Eventually, with it's wings finally flapping in sync, it headed up and over the bush.