Day 1 Im going to try and keep this updated with my moans, gripes and ramblings as best as possible. About me. Wrong side of thirty, a serving member of the armed forces and unsure of what the future holds. It will become evident that i moan a lot but i put it down to my old age. Well today was going great until the local cash machine decided to chew up and keep the money i wanted. I thought it was too good to be true that i didnt have to wipe mcdonalds milkshake off the screen first. On the bright side, its stopped me from getting smashed tonight on cheap shots and JD.