Her long golden hair, Her deep ocean blue eyes, Stood standing by the bar, The angels disguise I gazed stunned from afar, Two pink circles formed either side of my face, If I was to ever speak to this girl, This was the time and the place And so I took a deep breath, My heart beating my chest, And presented myself to her, Looking my best, To this day I can't quite remember what I said, I was told I sang to her, and that she was impressed, I recall my cheeks cooking red, I felt a tap on my shoulder, And so I swiveled my head, Stood bellowing over me, Her boyfriend, the footballer named fred, I vividly remember though That very next morning, I woke up in a hospital bed Sulei