Marriage is a lot like a mobile phone contract. At first it's love at first sight, you love you're new shiny mobile and want to show it off to everyone. Time passes and the mobile starts to get become faulty. New mobiles come out, mobiles that do things that your mobile used to do/can't do. You get curious and start looking at other mobiles. Then you want to leave your mobile and get another mobile but it costs a lot of money to get out of that contract. You then think that this is 'the one' but like every other mobile you have had with time you realise the new mobile has issues, new issues that you have not come across before and then your back at square one again. Good old Nokia 3310. You were always there for me and I treated you like shit.
