Rust Machine
I think my car is haunted
It has a mind all of its own
Sometimes it lets me take it out
But most times it stays home
I fill it up with petrol
And I wash it every week
I check its oil and water level
And make sure it doesn't leak
But still it doesn't want to start
A flashing light says 'engine warning'
My car is quite consistent though
It's every fucking morning
It does have air conditioning
But its gas went up in smoke
My car is from the 80's
And it's got a manual choke
There's rust on every panel
I think my rust is getting rust
Will it start tomorrow?
Of course it will (I trust)