Blog I'm in bed. Cool beans! I hear you say, well no it isn't my friends, I am sick of people who think blogs are about telling people your cornflakes weren't corny enough this morning, or them moaning about how unfair #life is, on their £400 phone that daddy got them, while watching the house maid tidy your room for you. I'm weird, unorthodox, and probably insane. Get used to it.