This is to all you environmentalists Who have the best intentions You want to save the world To save everything on it And I appreciate you, don't get me wrong You guys that recycle Take short showers Don't drive much Fight overfishing But you're going about it all wrong You guys that take short showers are doing it all in vain Did you know that there are 660 gallons of water in one hamburger? Why? The cow it comes from was fed grains that used tons of water For those of you that fight for the ocean You never drop your trash on the beach Pick up all the litter near it You, too, are going about it all wrong Because think about those farms that hold tons of cows Where do the cow patties go? Straight into the ocean So if you really want to help Lay off the hamburgers
