A New Coonskin Cap Beneath the starry sky and bright full moon, Out of the forest wandered a raccoon. He toppled bins of trash in search of food, The hid to watch the chaos that ensued. The street awoke at sunrise and they found Their neatly order trash cans on the ground. They met that evening to discuss the fate Of the pest who had attacked their real estate. "We have to rid the world of this here pest!" Announced a man. His neighbors acquiesced. "I have a cunning plan! Let's set a trap! I call the skin! I'll make a coonskin cap." That night the 'coon emerged to stage his heist. He saw a golden steak and was enticed To pounce upon a cleverly hidden door. The omnivorous villain was no more.
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