dear asshole dear asshole please kindly refrain from scorning my friends with such distain dear asshole i beg of you stop ruining lives when you're in a strop dear asshole my best friends gay so please keep your homophobic comments at bay dear asshole do try and recall your opinions mean nothing to me much to your gall dear asshole you can call me names i still will not play your petty games dear asshole get lost and do me a favour for the taste of your medicine is a bitter flavour