Chapter 1 Plop... Relaxation, such a wondrous feeling that makes oneself complete. When you sit back and let go- all your worries flutter away and any obstacle is easy to overcome. It was all I thought about as I lied in my bed Plop... I hadn't been to work in so long that I thought I had actually forgotten how to work. No theft, no suicides and no murders in last six months! What on earth was going on? When did people become such goody two- shoes? Didn't people understand that crimes are what I get my living from? I guess it served me right for living in the most uneventful area of England. Plop... My thoughts turned to how much I miss it all. The smell of crisp yellow paper on my desk. The taste of sweet satisfaction after solving a case and most of all the flicker of pride in my fathers eyes after I relate the story to him. Plop... I imagined wearing my new suit and shoes to work in my new Honda Civic and watching people's amazed reactions. I walked in and just like that my boss gives me a promotion and then I wi an all expenses paid holiday to Hawaii! Like that would ever happen in reality. Plop... Speaking of reality, I finally came back when It registered in my brain that something had been repeatedly hitting my forehead while I was in relaxation la la land. I look up and there, looming over me...