She's Not My Girlfriend Just a normal weekday evening, me and my wife in the front room with the baby and the other children are at the dinning room table. I could hear them talking as usual, but when I listened carefully I realised that my 4 year old and 5 year old sons where winding up my 6 year old son. "I don't like her, she's not my girlfriend!" shouted 6 year old. " Yes she is, yes she is!" chanted the other two. I then decided I was to sneak into the kitchen to get a good look at the commotion. As I peered around the door I witnessed the 4 year old dancing on his chair singing; "*****s got a girlfriend,*****s got a girlfriend!" As this was going on the 6 year old broke into tears denying this was true. As I broke up the argument to the 6 year olds relief my 5 year old son lifted his head from his dinner, his face smothered in gravy. Licking his lips he bellowed out "Dad! Have you got any more mash?!"