Freestyle #1 ((Keep in mind this is just freesyle (meaning rap freestyle), and that I'm only 13 so I'm not the best (obviously))) Now while I'm packin what hurts In these raps with these words sit back and relax, 'cause I'll tell you what's worse Is I'm rappin', I curse you My verses reverse you It's true that I'll drive you Right through the floor, boo hoo "Oh my god poor me, have mercy on me! Oh don't hurt me please! I'm sorry Kelly!" You whine and you spit, you're mine deal with it You know I'm the shit, I've got so much wit And you know what I did, know what I digested battery acid, put it on my salad And you say I'm morbid, say my rhymes are horrid But I will still do it, you can say I rap shit Because there is no 'U' in 'me' Uh, there is no 'U' in 'Kelly' So I don't give a damn if you hate who I am If you hate me so much then just turn around Walk the other way, 'cause I say what I say When I want to, today, yesterday, everyday anyway I'm not on the freeway making U-turns today But I will make me-turns, up up and away I'm beyond infinite, I have no limits So just deal with it, your hate, it is shit Come on now, calm down you damn dumb-ass clowns Who are circlin' 'round me, you cannot surround me All of your lame insults bounce off of me, yeah #life's tough But you know I'm above getting hurt by you, enough You're wasting your breath, words are not a threat They won't bring me death, they won't cause bloodshed They only make me laugh because you think that Your words make me mad or sad, they just make me glad 'Cause they're coals for the fire, make my ego go higher So all of your shit, hate along with it Was a waste of your time, but it was good for mine 'Cause it did help me rhyme, and I hope it is fine That I did not satisfy your sadistic minds You won't see me in pain, but you'll know you're the main Source of my joy and of all my gain. -Kelly