Bad Day Your sitting in the pub It was just one of those days You got fired again Stupid boss, what a pain So you've have a few already when the girl comes in the door So you slide too close and spill her drink, she calls you a filthy boar You say hey I lost me job, will ya give a guy a break Then the sweet young girl says, go jump in a lake Well at that you give a whistle, say, " a feisty one it seems You try to sneak the lass a kiss the barman says sweet dreams You wake up in the lock up, say "eh what the hell I do?" Then the lass comes around the corner of the sell dressed in police blue. Oh boy, what an awful night for you.