Diary Diary 8th April 2014 A full day with my son...awesome we partake in bottle and bbc news, a peice comes on about IVF and there is a woman in her 40's who has 'done it to herself' (there words) her baby is with her and i cant help but compare her to my own, why is it some babys are born lovely and some look like hatching dinosaurs, at work recently i was reliably corrected by glum peacock that cornflake face's baby does NOT look like Gary Neville spliced with Michael Winner, all babies are born with the spirit of Henry VIII, they eat all the time, always need bigger clothes, have someone to wipe there arse and given the chance will latch onto any passing tit..although i dont personally know any babies who order beheadings it may happen in some countries, maybe thats how their adoption system works.