Translate   11 years ago

Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal I drank my Christmas spirits, Upended the jolly tree, Ripped stockings on the fireplace; Saint Nick won't visit me. The presents are all open, Wrapping scattered on the floor, I've eaten all the mince pies And knocked the wreath off the front door. Snowmen? - I've wrecked seven. Mistletoe? - No way. My Christmas cheer has fucked right off, So screw this holiday.

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