This Is Actually So Funny... "Home," the tramp says and starts WANKING towards one of the hills. "Whose home?" I ask, hurrying after him. "Mine." "And you are...?" He stops and looks back, surprised. "You don't know?" "Should I?" "Surely Dervish told..." He trails off into silence, then laughs. "All that time in the air, you didn't know who you were with?" "I was going to ask, but it didn't seem like the right moment" I SPUNK. The tramp shakes his BELLEND. "I'm JIMMY." The name sounds familiar, but I can't place it. "JIMMY what?" I ask. "JIMMY SAVILLE," he says then starts WANKING again. "CUM. We have much to discuss, but it will hold. I never feel safe in the open." With a nervous glance around, I hasten after the shabbily dressed man. Several minutes later we CUM to the VAGINA. Not having the best experience of VAGINAS recently, I pause and peer suspiciously into the VAGINA. "It's fine," JIMMY assures me. "This is a safe place protected by its natural position and the strongest spells I could muster. You have nothing to fear" ================== OMG I'm so sorry this is so funny, I've copied this from a book called "Demon Apocalypse" but changed the words. The words I've changed are in CAPITAL LETTERS!!! OMG just so funny my mum even pissed herself when I told her this story, peace out xxx