Lady Gaga's Dress I was at home watching TV flicking the channels what could I see lady gaga got an award and as she got out of her seat I was amazed she was wearing a dress made of meat I thought if its good for gaga its good for me I was down the butchers by half past three stood at the counter clothes round my feet I said have you something to fit me that's stylish and neat he held up a chipolata cheeky sod hey this is what I was gifted from god well I got pork chops for pants and rump for a hat turkey trousers and a sausage cravat when he was finished I minced down the street walking on kidneys made for my feet but soon in the heat I started to foam then I walked passed the stray dog home well there was chaos I tried to run as German Sheppard pulled the steak from my bum a sausage dog grabbed my sausage a basset my chops it was such chaos I emptied the shops so my friends if a meat dress your tempted to make take it from me its a big big mis- steak.