5 Dollars/A Rant About My *Closest* Friends For five dollars, You can buy 3 scoops of ice cream, A piece of stationary to write a cute letter to a friend and send it to me. A pack of good cigarettes, Another step, to a fancy death. Or a copy of my zine. I sure am not going to make a fortune out of this. But apparently, my friendship is cheaper than 5$ It's so much of an investment to put upon me. Thank you my friends, thank you, For your sincerity you'll be rewarded, just keep on taking me for granted.