Translate   11 years ago

Football Tryouts So tomorrow I go to college football tryouts, To tell the truth I am pretty afraid. Last year I tried out with the same girls, And the bloody memories won't fade. One girl she tripped and pushed me, I got up but my leg began to bleed bad. "Hope that hurt, bitch" she growled, I was left feeling pretty sad. If you remember the fact I was a first year, I had not met this girl before. Nor had I done anything but played well, And ended up with a leg being sore. Now I've played ball with many men, And I can tell you I'm not that shy. I'll happily full tackle a grown man, But I can't hurt a girl, I don't know why. So as I pack my boots and shin pads, I warily note I'm more of a book girl. Although I love to play football, I don't think I'm mean enough for the world.

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