OH MY GOD I don't even know if any one cares but what the heck I don't even care. I met Peter. I saw him. Touched him. Harassment law suit. Just kidding that last part. He was so amazing. Why are all marvel heroes amazing?! Like Deadpool. And they all have one thing in common. Butts. Nice. Nice. VERY NICE. B-U-T-T-S. Butts like that don't come often hun. They're are like rare unicorns. Only they exist. Technically they don't. I'll just go cry in a well now. Wait. I didn't tell you why I was so happy! I hugged spidey. Twice. Told him he had a nice butt. Three times. Stalked him. All the time. The whole time. I had nice chats with him. And we started a conga line. I'm just so happy. I just have a crush on a bunch of fictional characters okay?! FOREVER ALONE
