One Christmas eve a lady went in to the butchers for a turkey. And she asked him for the turkey. But did I mention that he only had one small turkey. And the woman said " that's a bit small. So the man went out the back. He put his hands in the turkey and stretched it . Then he came back to the lady and she said " I have a big family I'll take the two. The end

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