Hot! It is so hot in Britain, We don't know what to do. Should we wear some trainer socks with our casual sandal shoes? Perhaps we'll use the barbie and burn some sausages, And wash it down with cider or a nice warm glass of Pimms. We could drag out the paddling pool, Then do the earwig dance. And finally get the the sun umbrella we bought on hols in France. Hang on the sec, get out the shed and pack it all away. The rain is here, we can all relax, The sun has gone away!